Dream up the most ridiculous, over-the-top phaser/flanger topology imaginable

[Taylor]

you asked for it.
build 4 ruby amps each with a different size speaker 8-10-12-15,attach a guitar chord to each and plug it into the input,then hang them each from the ceiling with their guitar chord ,one at each corner of an imaginary square -at the center of the square, in the middle of all the hanging amps , hang an omni directional mic.plug all the chords into a 4 way splitter;plug into the splitter,
then spin them while you play.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pendulum_Music

[Quackzed]

o.k. i'll one up that...
take 4 acoustic guitar players each with a different size guitar...