I got a kick out of this:
http://sound.westhost.com/bulletinboards.htm
How about this one:
* If the insulated arrogance thing isn't for you, try the subtle reverse-psychology of starting (or ending) your post with an apology for your ignorance and a lament that no one really cares anyway.
Just kidding, folks. Hi-dee-ho!
Reading all about tranny/amp/ps/dissipation etc.