Thanks everyone, I'm trying as fast as I can to catch up to all your suggestions.
I had it working a minute ago.
I eliminated all extra jacks and connections, went straight from guitar cord to BB, straight from pins 5&5 to speaker (yes, gator clips everywhere) but even doing this was no fix for the problem.
I am 99.99% certain I have everything exactly correct to the ROG schematic.
Then...
As I lifted IC2 up and almost out, I heard a noise. So by resting it gently on top of it's BB holes and adjusting IC1 in the same manner, I was able to get a very loud and "real" sounding guitar amp.
Then both chips heated up so I shut it all down again.
It must be my BB, I am very careful, slow, patient, etc. I usually don't have any BB connection problems.
Do you think, when I push the IC down into the holes, the fat part of the IC pins could be spreading the BB terminals and making them all short together?
It almost seems like that is happening but I have made tons of IC projects and never had that happen before.
So, it was sounding great (for what it is) and seems promising, except that the chips still heated up way too hot.