Now you've said it out loud, it becomes mandatory. 
Haha :-) . Well, here you go then! The switch wiring is also included.

While I'm at it, maybe a few notes:
- the transistor is a BC140, hfe of about 85
- I experimented with the resistors: ended up with 360k instead of 470k, and 3k3 instead of 3k9.
- collector voltage is 6.8 volt with a 9.0v supply
- the input cap is 4n7, and a 500k pot blends in a 47n
- output cap is 2 x 10n
- added 4M7 pull-down resistors