EUREKA! I'VE FOUND IT!
So my friend that helped me get the thing was doing some poking around and found the news release where they announced the pedal, and people asked questions and they responded to them, and they totally addressed the reed relay thing (but in less detail).
So they did mention that they did the four triodes in parallel specifically for noise reduction, they said it reduces noise apparently? I'd never heard that before, but apparently that's a thing.
As for the reed relays, it goes to a gain switch at the top of the pedal by the jacks. There's an SPDT on-off-on that sets the Boost gain (+6dB, +12dB, +18dB) that I hadn't given a lot of thought to where it went because it wasn't a crucial part of the compressor, but in the comments to the news posting they mentioned that the switch is used for "a resistive divider circuit in the output stage." So the reed relays are obviously activated by the PIC. The footswitches are also momentary and controlled by the PIC. Well I went back and looked at where the traces for the SPDT go, and guess what? They disappear RIGHT UNDER THE PIC. So the PIC looks for the boost footswitch, and when it's activated it switches the mechanical relay (drawn as an SPDT on my drawing) but also manipulates the reed relays to set the cathode resistance on the cathode follower stage there, setting the gain for the output stage!
I feel super cool for
figuring that out having that pointed out to me and understanding it, and my buddy that pointed it out, who has one less EE degree than me, feels super cool for pointing it out to me

So now unless anyone sees that something is missing or wrong I would love to call this more or less sorted. I'm going to do mine without relays, so I'll figure out a passive way to do a switch for the resistors on the cathode, but I'm hoping to get at least a rough draft of a layout done in the next day or two as I'm putting a PCB order together already and would LOVE to get this on there, and I will of course keep everyone posted.
Seriously though, I would love to know if there are any mistakes, so please take a look if you feel so inclined
