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puretube

Funny "MOJO" stuff
« Reply #100 on: September 17, 2004, 10:07:33 AM »
...and then there is that collector, who wants all variants!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


no, but seriously: every box should have some secret individual scratches
(marked with a knife or "leatherman") on the inside, so they can be traced later by roadies and technicians, at famous recording sessions...

David

Funny "MOJO" stuff
« Reply #101 on: September 17, 2004, 10:21:07 AM »
Quote from: puretube
...and then there is that collector, who wants all variants!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


no, but seriously: every box should have some secret individual scratches
(marked with a knife or "leatherman") on the inside, so they can be traced later by roadies and technicians, at famous recording sessions...


Puretube, you are a crazy man!  You're having WAY too much fun with this!

<Keep it up!>   :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

David

We forgot one thing...
« Reply #102 on: September 17, 2004, 10:23:44 AM »
Puretube...

Our box needs one more component in it.  We need an expertise sensor.  It would measure how well the person using the box could play.  The higher the degree of expertise, the lower the purchase price.  For collectors, since most probably don't play, the cost would go up...

...  WAY up!   :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  8)

puretube

Funny "MOJO" stuff
« Reply #103 on: September 17, 2004, 10:31:30 AM »
hey, man - I`m only doing this for the "community" -

so everybody can make mods to it, improve it, clone it,
once it is discovered, de-gooped, reverse-engineered,
schematix/drawings copied, mailed around and posted/hosted
after it has become one of the most searched for, hyped
secret-weapon-pedals  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

David

Funny "MOJO" stuff
« Reply #104 on: September 17, 2004, 10:34:16 AM »
Quote from: puretube
hey, man - I`m only doing this for the "community" -

so everybody can make mods to it, improve it, clone it,
once it is discovered, de-gooped, reverse-engineered,
schematix/drawings copied, mailed around and posted/hosted
after it has become one of the most searched for, hyped
secret-weapon-pedals  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


Don't forget the "Keeley mods", and those of other boutiquers as well...

puretube

Re: We forgot one thing...
« Reply #105 on: September 17, 2004, 10:34:40 AM »
Quote from: David
Puretube...

Our box needs one more component in it....


that would be a new sensor ?  :o


but seriously: I thought our box already had booteek-status?

David

Re: We forgot one thing...
« Reply #106 on: September 17, 2004, 10:37:06 AM »
Quote from: puretube
Quote from: David
Puretube...

Our box needs one more component in it....


that would be a new sensor ?  :o


 8)

Hal

Funny "MOJO" stuff
« Reply #107 on: September 17, 2004, 02:15:02 PM »
oh man, this thread totally exploded!

the pedal should have "absolute bypass,"  that is, its always bypassed.

And it should have a fesil inductor between the battery and the blue LED.

David

Funny "MOJO" stuff
« Reply #108 on: September 17, 2004, 03:07:14 PM »
Quote from: Hal
oh man, this thread totally exploded!

the pedal should have "absolute bypass,"  that is, its always bypassed.

And it should have a fesil inductor between the battery and the blue LED.


Hal, I think that's a weasel inductor!

puretube

Funny "MOJO" stuff
« Reply #109 on: September 17, 2004, 08:06:44 PM »
maybe we can get a coil custom-wound by Mr. D*nlop?

maybe centre-tapped for dubble-frequencies (octaves!),
or even a multi-tapped coil to take care of 50Hz and 60Hz mains
plus octaving?

wow!!!: tap-bypass

(somebody say: MIDI-synced...)

 :P  :P  :P

markr04

Funny "MOJO" stuff
« Reply #110 on: September 18, 2004, 01:26:17 AM »
I love this one. A pair of "stones" you put in a room to somehow attract and absorb EMI. In fact, there is a 'myth debunker' organization that has offered $1M to the person who can prove they work. No one has come close.

http://www.shakti-innovations.com/audiovideo.htm

Fret Wire

Funny "MOJO" stuff
« Reply #111 on: September 18, 2004, 01:36:05 AM »
I just sprinkle germanium dust on my carpet, does the same thing.
Did you know that the "metal" in metal flake paint acts as shielding? Reduces RF, BS, and BMF's too. Add a little Ge dust in the clearcoat, and it will induce random sixties clipping. Only above the equator, I might add. This coupled with silver solder makes the circuit neutral ground so that all available wall warts won't work except our uranium depleted Power Supply. :)

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RDV

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« Reply #113 on: September 18, 2004, 02:26:25 AM »
How about a nice hole you can stick your shtup in and get a nice polish on it. Think of the business from truck drivers alone!!

RDV

Fret Wire

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« Reply #114 on: September 18, 2004, 02:33:40 AM »
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puretube

Funny "MOJO" stuff
« Reply #115 on: September 18, 2004, 03:04:11 AM »
Bingo: count me (r.) to the senior team...


Fret Wire

Funny "MOJO" stuff
« Reply #116 on: September 18, 2004, 03:10:06 AM »
Since we're boutique, let's not forget.....TB

Truth-bypass advertising!

puretube

Funny "MOJO" stuff
« Reply #117 on: September 18, 2004, 03:15:34 AM »
oh, yes!

and for the valve-version a state variable "Color"-toggle to switch into
Tube Bypass, to get rid of the coloration...

Fret Wire

Funny "MOJO" stuff
« Reply #118 on: September 18, 2004, 03:25:00 AM »
From Marketing Dept.: place a Surgeon General's warning on the side of the pedal. This will make the pedal appear dangerous, and people will want it more.

"Caution: studies have shown that continued use of this effect will do absolutely nothing to improve your tone."

puretube

Funny "MOJO" stuff
« Reply #119 on: September 18, 2004, 03:32:06 AM »
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