Whew check out this one !!! I got it from James Randi's site. Wow who knew?
"HEALING YOUR INSTRUMENT
Reader Chris Turner of Swindon, UK, tells us that we can get "Vortex
healing" of musical instruments - and people - from Beliefnet by going
to
http://www.suzimorris.co.uk A questioner asked the "experts" this:
Can you please describe the healing procedure for a guitar -
step-by-step, if possible.
The answer followed:
Ok, but it is in nomenclature... If I am sitting, then
instrument (guitar) is place on my legs or on the floor in front of me.
I channel various forms of wizard thread, (depending on level this can
be one thread type or many), from my navel out my hands and into the
instrument. No the naked eye can not percieve [sic] this unless they are
very psychicly [sic] gifted (for example I see auras plain as day, as
well as some chakras, but I do not see the thread however I feel it
physicaly [sic] leave my hands/fingers). I intend the thread to form "a
structure that will fix and heal this guitar as much as possible as well
as improve the musical sound it makes as much as possible" or some other
simular [sic] thought. Then the structure is put in the instrument.
After that, I perform a "full navel hook up" to the instrument, (while
touching it lightly with my palms or not touching) where I ask Merlin
(Mehindra) to fix it and repair it as much as possible while I
concentrate on using Mauma. I ask Mauma to do a "full vortex healing on
the instrument" and Mauma does. Two or 3 min. later, the instrument
sounds as good or better than new (most often, but if it is litteraly
[sic] junk, don't expect a miracle [sic] although they do happen...)
Wizard thread comes from an "energy ball" that is in the navel
of someone who has taken the advanced class. Other classes have other
"balls" that are also given as gifts of power to all students. You can
do structures for nearly anything, and some of them can give instant
results for many situations.
A full navel hook up is an energetic embilical [sic] cord of
sorts that allows you to hook up to a person or thing and then act as a
channel through which Merlin (Mehindra) and Mauma can work directly on
the issue, ect. [sic] You can feel physical pressure in the navel when
turning it on, as well as energy moving through it."
Now if you'll excuse me I think I just wet myself. :shock:
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