T'was a dark and stormy night
when boobies six my eyes caught sight.
Voluminous, they held me fast
but made ye olde workmates gasp!
We argued back and forth on morals,
Our merriness dragged on the corals
Over such a trifle, these melons sweet
Like minnows swimmin' the rolling seas.
So yarr, drink rum, and have a laugh
and toast to ol' vag, tits and arse!
