IT"S.... A.... LIIIIIIVE!! Rick had me check R7, and it was way off (used my good DMM this time). Replaced it and my voltages were in line, but still no chorus. As a last resort, I cleaned/touched up all my solder joints and now it works! I still want to get more effect at 12 o'clock with both pots, but I'm so pysched that I have chorus.
Think I'll invest in a better soldering station. Circuit Specialists has a real nice one for $30. Thanks to Rick, Pigyboy, Government Lackey, and Chris for all your help.